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Joke of the Day

"Why is Riot Fest going to be in Toronto? They play music, not hockey."

"What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup? Everybody can chop pork but nobody can pea soup."

"Where does a psychologist keep his boat? on a Freudian Slip"

"A Zen master once said to me, Do the opposite of whatever I tell you.' So I didn't"

"Have you heard of that family fun game Beat the Parents? Talk about a double standard."

"I got a dog from the blacksmiths the other day... As soon as I got him home he made a bolt for the door."

"What do you call clothes for a car? A tire."

"First thing I do every morning when I wake up is take a shit. Then I roll over and get out of bed."

"I used to hate having athlete's foot... ...but it's growing on me"

"A man walks into a bar ""Ouch!!!"", he says."