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Joke of the Day

"The most diverse software company in the world consists of 100% black lesbian single mothers missing a body part, with arts degrees"

"One a Vietnamese game show, two brothers won 5 million dollars cash and an automatic convertible It was a Nguyen Nguyen situation."

"After being diagnosed with a multiple personality disorder, I phoned my boss to tell him I'd need time off. ""You're self-employed you stupid bastard,"" I said."

"I don't understand why some snacks are ""fun-sized"", there's really nothing ""fun"" about having a smaller portion of food."

"Why did the cowboy get a daschund Because he wanted to ""get a long little doggie"""

"I don't care how funny you are, if I don't like you, I won't laugh."

"What's in common between Batman and a black guy? They can't go into a store without Robin"

"(Star Wars) If Finn and Rey hooked up and had a child The child would definitely be on the dark side"

"What did the Pope say to the hot atheist girl? Shake that blasphemy"

"What do you call that piece of flesh around the clitoris? The woman."