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Joke of the Day

"Why do jihadists drink instant coffee? Because they hate the French press"

"So i found a new clickbait technique. So did you."

"What do you get if you cross a SJW and Jason Voorhees? Social justice."

"A negative times a negative is a positive... So if they say, ""no"", twice, it ain't rape."

"What really ticks people off? Time bombs."

"I have a fear of speed bumps... ...I'm slowly getting over it."

"It's amazing how much more money I have when I'm drunk."

"Why is SAE not that racist? Because some of their best friends are black... for halloween!"

"A lady asked me if I had any gum this morning I replied ""Sorry, I don't have any Extra"""

"Why should you never trust atoms? They make up everything."