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Joke of the Day

"Drug companies are like high school boyfriends They're much more concerned with getting inside you than being effective once they get in there. - Credit to John Oliver"

"How are redditors and nazis similar? They both love gold trains."

"Where do astronauts leave their spacecraft? At parking meteors."

"There is no idea so bad that it cannot be made to look brilliant with the right application of fonts and colours"

"thought being on acid at ikea would be scary but it was fine and i told people who walked the wrong way ""there are arrows here to guide you"""

"Why was everyone laughing at the sculptor? He was making a funny face"

"An insolent teenager stomps off to her room... Teenager: ""And another thing - JIM MORRISON SUCKS!"" Dad: ""Hey! There'll be no slamming of the Doors in this house!"""

"I told my friend I was traveling to Seattle... He asked who attle was."

"Today I learned the Nazis were instrumental in the creation of Tang and other powdered fruit drinks But it didn't get far since Hitler hated the juice."

"Why is it hard to play Uno with Mexicans? They steal all the green cards."