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Joke of the Day

"I phoned up the spiritual leader of Tibet, he sent me a large goat with a long neck... ...turns out I phoned dial-a-llama."

"I'm the guy at the gym laying face down on the treadmill telling everyone ""I'm ok, I'm ok"""

"What's the difference between Americans and yogurt? If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it'll grow a culture"

"What do you call Turkish President, Recep Erdogan, after the military coup? Erdogone"

"He died doing what he loved most... Correcting my grammar."

"Africa and Asia are playing baseball Asia strikes out Africa, Europe"

"Politicians are a lot like diapers... They should be changed frequently, and for the same reasons. (Benjamin Franklin)"

"Every time I hear a mean joke about being Canadian, I go right to the hospital and get my feelings checked for free."

"It takes a big man to cry but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man."

"The hardest part of Hypochondriacs Anonymous is admitting you don't have a problem."