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Joke of the Day
"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the chinese newspaper!"
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"Just spent an hour attempting to explain to my 3 year the difference between Baltimore and Voldemort."
"What do you call a boxer with an upset stomach? Gaseous Clay"
"Being a parent means enthusiastically clapping for a lot of mediocre stuff. It's like being a Coldplay fan."
"What do you call a small dog that can store food? Pupperware"
"I am quite ambitious every morning. I always do 10 sit-ups, just to hit the snooze button 10 times."
"Did you hear about the girl who went fishing with five guys ? All she came back with was a red snapper."
"I put the D in donut. And I do it quickly before any of my coworkers return to the break room *giggles*"
"So I went to the pharmacy the other day I went in and bought a box of condoms. The cahsier asked me whether I wanted a bag? I said no thanks, she's not that ugly."
"Bill Clinton must be the luckiest man in the world. All of the sex he has, with Hillary, you know it's hate sex."