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Joke of the Day
"So I went to my first gym today Brock was pretty hard."
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"What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong *walked on the moon* but Michael Jackson was a *pedophile.*"
"""I'm tired but I'd really love to be exhausted and covered in my own sweat."" - Naps"
"I was angry when my neighbors put a fence around their swimming pool but then I got over it"
"The coal industry has been under a lot of pressure to change In other news, the diamond industry continues to grow."
"My phone just sent me an unsolicited hockey score. Aren't there Japanese horror films that start this way?"
"Next time, instead of complaining about how bad you have it, think about other people, and how to make things bad for them."
"Why do men float? 'Cause they're all scum."
"We got your viagra A man walks into a pharmacy to pick up some prescription drugs. The pharmacist says: ""oh, we got your viagra!"" The man replies: ""I don't give a fuck anymore"""
"While in prison, I asked the Calvinist, ""Why did you kill your family?"" He answered, ""I had to know."""