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Joke of the Day

"I've got hoes in different area codes. (I'm very careless with my gardening tools.)"

"we're going to have a president named jeb. president jeb."

"I hope I dont die on 9/11. ""He died on 9/11? His sacrifice wont be forgotten."" ""No, 9/11/27. He was checking favs in the shower and fell."""

"What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Princess Diana? Tiger Woods knows how to pick a good driver."

"I'm on a seafood diet... I see food, and I eat it."

"Did you hear about the cannibal that went to the rock concert? He heard there was a Jimmy Buffet."

"A hillbilly tells his parents he won't marry his fiance because she is a virgin. ""If she isn't good enough for her own family, then she isn't good enough for ours!"""

"How many Horsemen of the Apocalypse does it take to change a lightbulb? Three. War never changes."

"What do you get when you cross a Jamaican with a ginger? A gingerbreadmon."

"Two detectives are at a crime scene. They locate a briefcase that is vital evidence to the investigation. One of the detectives says to the other ""It's an open-and-shut case""."