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Joke of the Day
"I've got hoes in different area codes. (I'm very careless with my gardening tools.)"
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"1+1=3 If you don't wear a condom."
"Did you hear about the fire at the circus? It was *in tents.*"
"Why do Jewish people have short necks... (Shrugs Shoulders) I don't know."
"I introduced my girlfriend to the family Me: hello everyone, meet Jasmine Jasmine: Hi Wife: what the fuck"
"Why was the Baker a part-time drug dealer? Because he really kneaded the dough. (please forgive me for that awful pun)"
"what has 150 legs and 7 teeth? the front row to a Willie Nelson concert"
"You can never tell when someone's had plastic surgery. It always looks super real & not weird or awful. You should get some."
"Ever been so drunk that you cooked a pizza at 20 degrees for 350 minutes?"
"What was Hitler's favorite Yugioh card? Blue Eyes White Person"