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Joke of the Day

"A book just fell on my head. I only have, my-shelf to blame. :3"

"Two moles are going down a tunnel. The one behind says: I think I smell molasses."

"What did the stop light say to the car? Don't look I am changing"

"A man goes into a library and asks for a book about Pavlov's dogs and Schrodinger's cat. The librarian says, ""It rings a bell, but I don't know whether it's there or not."""

"Father in law just made an accidental calculus joke By the time I got to calculus in math, I realized I had reached my limit."

"What do you call it when a girl throws a tantrum during her period? An ovary-action."

"What do you here when Mickey and Minnie are doing it? Squeak, Squeak, Squeak"

"As long as McDonald's doesn't make us pay with excercise."

"What is the coldest dish at a Mexican restaurant? a b-r-r-r-r-ito"

"Why can't Z generationers swim? Their phones would get wet."