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Joke of the Day

"[Racist?] Why do all Asian kids get straight A's? Because the ones that don't are never heard from again. I'll be here all day folks."

"Hey girl are you cinnamon.... .... cuz I love you in small doses but throw up when I have too much of you."

"Try this for fun: Go to a parking lot and put sticky notes on people's cars saying ""Sorry for the damage."" Watching them is priceless."

"A pedophile, a rapist, and a priest walks into a bar He orders a drink."

"A bad joke.... Two sailors walk into a bar. And both come out. (If you know this joke, great)"

"[at fancy-dress party shouting over all the barking] ""YOU NEED TO LEAVE"" me dressed as a giant vacuum cleaner: ""I DIDNT KNOW YOU HAD 6 DOGS"""

"I like my jokes how I like my babies. Stolen and beaten to death."

"The best way to eat Welsh cheese? Caerphilly."

"What do you call a bunch of crows that go to church? A mass murder"

"Let's make it weird. Dont worry. I'll start."