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Joke of the Day

"Why does my son deserve some Reddit Gold? Because he's Autistic."

"My friend said this in the middle of class. Best joke I have EVER heard. Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 knew what 6 and 9 were doing."

"Avenge me! But only through passive aggressively commenting loudly around my murderer how great it would be to still have me alive."

"Why do certain asian boxers hate the Rebel Alliance? Because they are Thai fighters."

"What do call an epileptic person in a cabbage patch? Caeser salad."

"I wish my wife worked at Subway Maybe then she would make me a sandwich."

"Google Buzz is Facebook's estranged drug-addicted step sister who eloped with a hideously ugly rich guy named Gmail."

"What do you call an Amish guy with his hand up a horse's ass? A mechanic"

"Our Uber driver is literally participating in our conversation as if he's a full-fledged part of it. It's odd."

"A: ""What is the integral of 1/cabin?"" B: ""Log cabin!"" A: ""Nope, Houseboat. You forgot the C."""