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Joke of the Day

"Muslim scientists.. Muslim scientists have invented a time-travel device that can transport an entire country back to the dark ages. They're calling it Islam'."

"To the handicapped guy who stole my bag You can hide but you can't run"

"I'm sorry you lost the weightlifting competition. Would you like a pick me up?"

"People say to enjoy the messes your kids leave, because you'll miss them when they're grown and gone. I like to call those people liars."

"2 cannibals are eating a clown... ""....does this taste funny to you?"""

"What do Greek soccer players wear? Soccer tee's"

"A termite walked into a tavern, and asked"" Is the bar tender here?"""

"The next terrorist attack has apparently been launched in the stall next to me in this Target bathroom."

"How do you kill a 1 legged fox? Make him run across Canada. (sorry)"

"A young boy's life changed when he found out he could shoot a white sticky substance Only this young boy could also do it from his wrist. Hello spiderman."