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Joke of the Day
"The hardest part of measuring Trump's package.. Is sneaking a ruler into Chris Christie's mouth"
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"What is a clowns fart made of? Laughing gas."
"What's the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same."
"What do you call a place where they don't allow sleeveless shirts? A gun free zone"
"A PS4 and an Xbox One got ran over Off in the distance, we hear the ambulance... WiiUWiiUWiiU"
"Why has ""America"" been abbreviated to USA Because it has to Capitalize everything"
"Things got heated on my date the other night and I said ""hey you wanna do 68?"" She says ""what's that?"" I said ""it's when you blow me and I owe you one."""
"I love meeting new people. Meating. I love meating new people."
"A kiss makes my day. Anal makes my whole week."
"Judge: order in the court, ORDER IN THE COURT Me on the witness stand:*lips pressed against the mic* 2 hot dogs and a milkshake, your honor"