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Joke of the Day
"If Tetris has taught me anything it's that errors pile up and accomplishments disappear."
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"When the UPS guy hands you that pad where you digitally sign your name, you can put anything. Today I put ""lame shorts"" and nothing happened"
"Fighting a lion is on my bucket list but I should probably make it the last thing."
"If watching the big-screen TV with your pants off and a bag of Doritos is wrong, then they shouldn't have couches at this Best Buy."
"Do I hate when people answer their own questions? Yes."
"TIFU by Posting in the Wrong Subreddit Twice"
"Alexa, take down my Christmas decorations."
"Cashier: ""Sir, the toilet paper you're buying goes on sale tomorrow."" ""COOL, I'LL CHECK WITH MY FAMILY TO SEE IF THEY CAN HOLD IT IN."""
"I rode a taxi It was fake"
"I can see exactly 6 years into the future. I have 2020 vision."