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Joke of the Day

"Each year I get invited to go on vacation with the same group of annoying people but I can't say no because they're my husband & children."

"The number 13579 walks into a bar... barman says ""sorry, can't serve you, you're too odd"""

"My dad said ""Always leave them wanting more."" That's how he lost his job in disaster relief."

"Man from Nantucket There once was a man from Nantucket, with a dick so long he could suck it. As he wiped off his chin he said with a grin, if my ear was a cunt I would fuck it."

"How do you know your girlfriend is getting fat? She starts to fit into your wife's clothes."

"While in bed, my girlfriend screamed, ""Oh my god, it's so big!"" Then I saw the spider."

"What do you call bread baked in the south? inbred"

"What type of Bees provide millk? Boobees (boobies)"

"What do you call a black guy that visits r/jokes regularly ? A masochist"

"My dick is like an airplane MH17"