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Joke of the Day
"What instrument does the Irish chemist play? The boron."
Next Joke
"You don't have to like me but at least base it on your own opinion, not someone Else's."
"Me: How many legs does the dog have? 4 y.o: Five Me: There's something wrong with your counting. 4: There's something wrong with the dog."
"What's the most inconvenient thing about liking big butts? The inability to lie"
"One night stand because my bedroom is narrow."
"If you told me 100% of serial killers were ""morning people"" I'd believe you."
"A Jewish boy asks his dad for $50 His dad then asks, ""$30? What do you need $20 for?!?"""
"went to kiss a girl last night and her eyes rolled back and her head floated off her shoulders body burst into flames i am a bad kisser"
"What did the leper say to the prostitute? I left the tip on the night stand."
"Whats the worst part about Crabgrass? It's Not Lobster."