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Joke of the Day
"My circle of trust is a meatball"
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"[phone makes noise] [gets giddy about how popular I'm about to feel] Oh. It's an email about car insurance. [quietly dies a little inside]"
"What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard. What else would it be? (Courtesy of ""True Detective"" screenplay writers)"
"The amount of times I've had to say no to the Adobe Updater has totally prepared me to be a parent."
"The new iPhone 7 is just a slower, heavier, thicker, and much less attractive version of the iPhone 8."
"I asked Roy Hodgson if he would consider 4-4-2 next week. He said, ""No, we'll probably go 7-4-7 it's wider and offers more leg room."""
"What do you call... What do you call a deer with no eyes? -No idea What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? -Still no idea"
"A redditor posts a joke about a double entendre looking for upvotes. He never gets any."
"have you ever wondered why stephen hawkins is in a wheelchair it's because he was getting smart with Chuck Norris"
"If women can do anything men can do... how come they haven't oppressed an entire gender?"