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Joke of the Day

"I'm Asexual, I don't give a fuck."

"What do you call a ghost that loves soccer? Ghoooooooooooooouuull!"

"Bill:""My homework is really difficult tonight I've to write an essay on an elephant.""? Bert:""Well for a start your going to need a big ladder.."""

"I just saw 2 blondes walk into a bar. You'd think after the first one did, the second one would have stopped."

"people of reddit... You copy my jokes, You paste my links, You bury my comments. Godmam it, and my mom made every one pie, sleep over at my house..."

"A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths."

"Damn girl are you a pair of sexy knickers??? You're cute on the outside but you're only covering a c*nt"

"Why didn't the butterfly go to the dance? Because it was a moth ball."

"As an American of Chinese decent, I offered my services to help Trump to build his wall. He replied that he didn't think it would be a good idea for me to build the barrier in my own internment camp."

"What is Donald Trump's least favorite Star Wars movie? Rogue Juan."