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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you mix human DNA with goat DNA? Kicked out of the petting zoo."
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"How many Jews can fit in a shower? Don't ask me, ask Hitler"
"What do you call a German physician who specializes in the epidermis of the scalp? Herr Doctor."
"Where does a Muslim learn to swim? Inshallah water."
"A friend told me that I don't understand irony... ... which is ironic, because I was was waiting for a bus at the time. -- Alanis Morissette (not really)"
"Teacher: ""What did the Indians bring to the first Thanksgiving?"" Student: ""Baseballs."" Teacher: ""Baseballs?"" Student: ""Yeah they were Cleveland Indians!"""
"What do you call it when you're run over by a German? Hunover."
"How many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb? Five. Four to sit in the dark and cry about it and one to write the song."
"I used to play the triangle in a reggae band... I'd stand at the back and ting"
"What did the homeless rapper say to the passerby? Hey man, can you spare 50 cents?"