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Joke of the Day

"What do you get when you mix human DNA with goat DNA? Kicked out of the petting zoo."

"Why are black people tall? Because they knee grows.."

"A Sadist and a Masochist are walking down the street. The Masochist says, ""Hit me."" The Sadist says, ""No."""

"We all have that one friend who returns our yacht a little too clean."

"Had a big lunch at Taco Bell. Off to the woods to prove a point."

"Don't know why some countries have food problems If you're Hungary you could pour Greece over Turkey and fry it in Japan."

"I can only handle so much of a screaming kid on a long car ride before I pull over, take them off the roof, and let them back in."

"I look in a mirror and wonder what became of the eager, wide-eyed boy with the world in front of him, then figure by the size of me I ate him."

"The only thing we have to fear is fear itself...& murderous clowns, & ISIS, & one of these two getting elected President after Halloween."

"I heard Bernie Sanders lost a delegate to the millionaire in a coin toss. The difference was a Quarter of 1%."