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Joke of the Day

"How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. They'll just arrest the light for being broke and beat the room for being black."

"Why did James Comey refuse to indict Hillary Clinton? Because he found his suicide note in her Wikileaks emails."

"Why didn't the lifeguard save the hippy? He was too far out man!"

"All the world's a stage And all the men and women merely players; They have their exits and their entrances, And one man in his time has many farts."

"How do you know when a black chick is pregnant? When she pulls her tampon out and all the cotton's picked"

"Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He saw what happened to the zebra."

"A Tumblr user walks into a DIY store..... A Tumblr user walks into a DIY store and steals one item. He take a fence"

"What is your best weed/stoner related joke? I've never heard any good ones so please give me your best!"

"If pedicures were called toe jobs, men would get them, too."

"Behind every entitled shit-head kid is a parent who cuts the crusts off their sandwiches."