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Joke of the Day
"Everybody reaches a point in their lives when they die."
Next Joke
"Job hunting tip: Leave the facial piercings at home. Hard to get hired when you look like you fell down a flight of stairs with a tackle box"
"Did you find my horse well behaved? Indeed whenever we came to a fence he let me over first!"
"Make your employees work 8x faster by constantly playing that music from Sonic the Hedgehog when you've been under water for too long."
"My dog has figured out I'm Chinese. He totally tried to make a run for it. Silly dog, I'm not going to eat you until I train a replacement."
"I still believe in love. But I also believe in sasquatch, nessy, and that I could win the lottery. So there's that...."
"I just forked over $5,000 for a reincarnation seminar I figured what the hell you only live once."
"Dogs are some of the coolest people I've ever met."
"A termite walks into a bar and asks, ""Where's the bartender?"""
"I wonder whether there are bars for lesbians at clown colleges and, if not, just what those students would do for a Clown Dyke Bar."