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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a gay loaf of bread? A faguette"
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"""So I went to this convention called, ""Ladies Without Legs"", and man... was that place crawling with pussy."" - Willie Nelson"
"You wanna hear an offensive joke? Keemstar."