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Joke of the Day
"Siri does the best Stephen Hawking impression."
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"Don't talk to me until I've had my coffee! Haha jk, we can talk. How many of the commemorative state quarters have you collected? I have 40."
"Why are black people so good at sports? Hard work and dedication."
"Technology Do not be racist; be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!"
"An apple a day keeps the doctor away. and pepper-spray keeps the blacks at bay!"
"What's the difference between Comcast and hell ... Hell has better customer service."
"My first blow job was over 20 years ago now... And some days I wonder if that taste will ever go away?"
"What did Hitler drink, as a child? Jews!"
"There's nothing louder than the end of cycle signal on a dryer."
"A fighter plane mechanic goes to the doctor for his impotence. The doctor examines him and then writes a brief diagnosis. ""Could not reproduce"""