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Joke of the Day
"the women in tampon commercials should switch places with the women in antidepressant commercials"
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"Translated from danish: 2 drunk sits in a bar. One says: My dog keeps chasing people on a bicycle..... The other guy things for a bit then replies: Then why don't you take the bicycle from it?.... (c:"
"Flight attendant:""Would you like the chicken or the pasta?"" Me:""What would you suggest?"" Flight Attendant:""Eat before you get on the plane."""
"The people of Dubai don't like the Flintstones... ...but the people of Abu Dhabi do."
"good baseball player nicknames if they weren't already taken: - batman - hitler"
"Knock Knock Who's there? Ah Ah who? God bless you"
"Unintentionally Offensive Word Nerd Pickup Line Do you feel stupid? 'Cause your ass a nine. Like, asinine? ...I'll show myself out"
"In the time it took me to RT in Favstar I could have written the tweet in calligraphy and hand delivered it to all 7600 of my followers."
"Maybe I'm just drunk, but this toilet looks alot like my neighbors car."
"My girlfriend just texted me, 'thespacebuttonisbrokenonmyphonecanyoupleasegivemeanalternative Anybody know what ternative means?"