11851
Joke of the Day
"Slept like a log last night Woke up in the fireplace."
Next Joke
"Mary, they told me your son is gay That's bullshit. The gay one is his boyfriend! His boyfriend!"
"Have you ever opened your wallet and wondered if your dollar bills have ever been in a stripper's butt crack?"
"Pendanticness test Look in the comment section for your results."
"Why did the hotel refuse hospitality to the Navy? They didn't want their rooms covered with seamen."
"So batman's son got into the rap industry .. They call him Lil' Wayne"
"A vampire walks into a bar and asks for for a cup of boiling water The bartender says to the vampire dont vampiers drink blood? the vampire pulls out a used tampon and say yes im making tea!"
"Waiter: And what would the lady like? Me: Waiter: Me: Waiter: Me: Date: Gigi, he means you. Me: *blushing* Oh, wow. He called me a lady."
"What do Jedi sheep sound like? Dagobah."
"I painted my computer black so it would run faster... Now it doesn't work."