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Joke of the Day

"Difference between a Batsman and Batman? Batsman hits the ball. Out. Batman kicks the balls out."

"Want to hear a joke? Your government is competent and uses your tax dollars efficiently."

"Did you know fish have their own religion? It's called ""ichtheology."" They study it in school"

"Just found out I'm colorblind it came out of the yellow."

"Jackie stood quietly as her father examined her report card. ""What is this 45 in math?"" asked her father. ""I think that's the size of the class"" she said quickly!"

"What's an epileptic's motto? Carpe diem."

"A fun way to find bleach in your coffee is to tell me I'm turning into my mother."

"Coffee, Chocolate, Men. Some things are just better rich."

"Hillary's mad at Satan Hillary: Satan! We had a deal! Where's the election victory that you promised me? Satan: Where's the soul that you said you had?"

"What did the suspenders say to the trousers? What's up, britches?!"