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Joke of the Day
"Do you want to hear a ghost joke? That's the spirit!"
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"My friend went to a salon and asked them to straighten his hair. So they took out his highlights."
"Ever wonder why African dating agencies are so successful? The clients always click"
"A high five is like a regular five that laughs at everything and gets the munchies."
"""For my next illusion"" the magician announces: ""Free will!"" Everyone starts clapping but they don't know why"
"Man, this one always cracks me up... ...you know, the No. 17 one."
"Beyonce: I cannot wait to slum it with some earth mortals at - wait what is it called again? Jay-Z: Coachella. Beyonce: Coachella."
"If u wake up on Christmas morning wit a weird taste in ur mouth.....remember Santa only cums once a year"
"A man gets on a bus, and ends up sitting next to a very attractive nun. ""Ha ha!"" says the nun, removing her costume. ""I'm the bus driver!"""
"People keep asking Me why I created mosquitoes. To bite you repeatedly and give you malaria, that's why."