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Joke of the Day
"What do you call the ghost of a chicken? A poultry-geist."
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"What do you call a marine with an IQ of 70? General"
"Have you ever looked at someone's phone's selfie wallpaper and look at the owner and look again at their selfie and back again to the owner?"
"What's better than winning a gold medal at the special Olympics? Not being retarded"
"Whats a black persons favorite dance move the whip"
"What do you call a man with no body and just a nose? Nobody nose."
"What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly this dick in your mouth."
"What is a capitalist's favorite fetish? Vore, because it's all about consumption"
"What do you call a woman who thinks she has the best rack in the world? [oc] Boobcocky"
"I am under: paid, pressure, followed, rated, the gun, the radar, the influence, the weather and the wrong impression."