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Joke of the Day

"What do you call the ghost of a chicken? A poultry-geist."

"So I went to a zoo the other day.... But all they had was a dog It was a shih tzu"

"I went to a wedding today... I went to a wedding today, it went off without a hitch! Poor guy, this is the second girl that left him at the alter."

"What did the necrophile say to his ex-girlfriend? ""I only loved you for your body!"""

"I've written a musical called Fish. It's very similar to Cats, although Memory's a lot shorter."

"The human soul weighs 1.2lbs... I know because I've weighed myself before and after I walk into work."

"What was the smoking bee full of? Nicosting!"

"Twitter, because I owe people on Facebook money."

"Did you just call me a boombox? Eugh that's such a stereotype"

"Why did the referee stop the leper hockey game? There was a face off in the corner."