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Joke of the Day

"If there was a mathematical equation to describe social justice warriors... It would be a really nice log. An ideal log."

"Bathrooms without noisy ventilation fans make me feel unsafe"

"Hey girl, if I could change up the alphabet, I'd replace U with a more interesting character. Since we're on anti-pickup lines today."

"Why do Kenyans always win marathons? At the end, they get a bag of chips and a Coke. -My dad told me this joke when we went to a race-"

"What was the slogan for the cross-dresser's party? Eat, drink, and be Mary."

"What do you call a cow that just gave birth? De-calf-einated"

"A vegan buddhist... ...decides to jump off the roof of a meat factory as the ultimate form of protest believing that he will be reincarnated. He became a vegetable."

"threesome Joke Q: A teacher asks, ""What's the difference between a problem and a challenge?"" A: A student repsonds, ""3 boys + 1 girl = problem. 1 boy + 3 girls = challenge."""

"Why did the Scottish cannibal live on a sugar plantation? He said ""So that I can feed my lads with m'lasses."""

"How do you cook toilet paper? You brown it on one side"