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Joke of the Day

"If there was a mathematical equation to describe social justice warriors... It would be a really nice log. An ideal log."

"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? Again with the victim blaming, jerk? Don't tell us to change the lightbulb, tell the lightbulb to not need changing."

"What do you call a sleepwalking nun? A roamin' Catholic"

"How many vegans does it take to... None. Nobody needs fucking vegans for anything."

"Why do shower heads have 11 holes? Because -(insert group of people associated with the holocaust)- only have 10 fingers."

"Damn Girl, did you just get in a water balloon fight or are you happy to see me?"

"""How do you speak with an American accent?"" ""Well, imagine vowels killed your parents, and you're out for revenge."""

"""Hi yes I'd like to attempt the Cheeseburger challenge"" ""Very good sir"" [ripped as hell cheeseburger runs out of the kitchen & bodyslams me]"

"I may have dry humped the Oreo section at the supermarket today, but I'm not telling. Just kidding, I totally did!"

"Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Their kids haven't ."