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Joke of the Day
"The best thing about living at the beach is that you only have assholes on three sides of you."
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"My GF was sick and said Sperm has a lot of Vitamin C in it... I told her I guess that means I can be her C-man"
"A guy in a public place, phone out, camera on... He approaches a young woman. ""What are you doing, creep?"" she says. He glances up, smiles, and says ""Calm down. I'm just trying to get a Pikachu."""
"Babies are just like turtles, keep them in water and also feed them turtle food."
"your future"
"""The moon is so close to earth right now""... ...""You can probably see it from space"""
"I hate it when I'm having the most delicious meal in the world and someone walks into the kitchen and tells me to get out of their house."
"It's not stalking if you don't put it in park."
"What's the difference between three cocks and a joke? Your mom can't take a joke."
"To all those people who never finish what they start, I say..."