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Joke of the Day
"My Gran died of asbestosis. It was terrible, it took us four months to cremate her."
Next Joke
"How do you make a dog stop humping your leg? Pick him up and suck his dick."
"Just need to grow I wanted to grow my own food but I couldn't get bacon seeds anywhere."
"What's the funniest joke you know? (Here's one of mine) Two flies were arguing on a toilet seat. One got pissed off."
"I cook with wine sometimes I even add it to the food."
"*SEXIST* If the man's bathrooms on the left, where is the woman's... Even further left because they HAVE NO RIGHTS!"
"What is the difference between a barking dog and an umbrella? The umbrella can be shut up."
"Q: What's got four legs and no ears? A: Mike Tyson's dog."
"I don't plan on moving to California anymore. Everything is known to cause cancer in there."
"What type of memory card is always laughing? The XD card."