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Joke of the Day

"NASCAR Fight after race Any one notice that NASCAR gave out suspensions and 6 figure fines (&no drivers) and then they use it to promote Sundays race in AZ Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm"

"How far do burgers go in school? Through cowlege (then they get their 450 degrees!)."

"What do you call it when a feminist yells so much she spits on your face? A femijizm"

"One alternative to having kids is to hire two people to sit in your car and start a loud argument every time your favorite song comes on."

"So I farted in an apple store Everyone got mad so I said too bad you don't have windows"

"Not saying I'm desperate enough for a mail order bride, but did just check to see how much FedEx charges for 125 pounds from Krasnoyarsk."

"Why didn't the Romans try to kill Jesus after he rose from the dead? They were too afraid to double cross him."

"What do you get if you put 20 blondes in a row standing ear to ear? A wind tunnel."

"What's the last thing you want to hear when blowing Willie Nelson? ""I'm not Willie Nelson"""

"Although no words have been spoken per se, I'm pretty sure the dude in the next stall just challenged me to a beat-boxing contest."