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Joke of the Day

"Why did the communists trip over? Because they were Russian!"

"A police officer pulls over a speeding car.. The cop said to the driver, ""Ha! I've been waiting for someone like you all day!"". The driver replied, ""Well, I got here as fast as I could!"""

"Little Shop of Horrors should have taken place in Russia. Because in Soviet Russia plant eats you!"

"This girl was banging on my door all night Eventually i had to let her out."

"Cat Cousins (OC) Did you hear about that bobcat who found his long lost cousin? He followed lynx in his family."

"One time I didn't masturbate for 11 years... and then I turned 12."

"What Do You Call A Group... Of both crows and ducks, of which the ratio is 80% ducks and 20% crows? A murder most fowl."

"PJ time - Slogan behind an auto rickshaw I couldn't afford Volkswagen. Thus, Auto"

"More retailers should adopt the ""Leave A Penny / Take A Penny"" system. It is literally, common cents."

"The active ingredient in Red Bull is Chuck Norris's sweat."