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Joke of the Day
"If Hillary wins, I'm moving to... Benghazi. At least I know there, she'll leave me alone"
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"Why don't black people know how to swim Because nobody jumped off the ship"
"In poland stainless steel is a lot cheaper... However it only applies to the version made in their own country, Stainless Steel Polish...."
"parents, please remember to teach your children not to talk to strangers, you know how boring your children are"
"Get out, RUN! That DM was coming from INSIDE THE HOUSE"
"""did you hear the one about the grizzly who-"" dude stop ""it's just a joke man"" i know it's stupid but- *points to my date* bear with me"
"I went to the doctor and he gave me 2 months to live. So I shot him. Judge gave me 30 years."
"I lost my virginity last week But it's fine. Turns out it was just between the couch cushions."
"Female Masturbation My woman told me that she would never play with her self when she was on her period. . But I caught her red handed !!"
"If you Google ""lost mediaeval servant boy"" You get ""This page cannot be found""."