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Joke of the Day
"The realization that Netflix knows me better than my closest friends...."
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"Pizza is like prostitution You pay for it, it comes over to your house, and then you eat it"
"You know what's a weird Irish name? Patty O'furniture."
"Saw a Ringneck Dove in our garden... ... so I wrung its neck."
"What kind of joke did the forgetful Redditor make?"
"What did the necrophile say to his ex-girlfriend? ""I only loved you for your body!"""
"Two homosexuals are bored... "" Let's play a game, if you win I'll play the girl's role. -OK -What has four legs and goes meow? -A crocodile. -You won !"""
"What does a gamer call the zombie apocalypse? The end of DayZ"
"Why did the little Dutch boy have to register as a sex offender? He kept on sticking his finger in a tyke."
"They always say to follow your gut, that's why this is my 11th trip to the fridge for another beer."