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Joke of the Day
"Why do we paint Easter eggs? Because it's easier than trying to wallpaper them!"
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"FUN PRANK: when a stranger hands you their phone to take a picture of their family, take a selfie instead and also steal their phone"
"The show Hoarders is like a snooze button for cleaning your house, ""My place isn't that bad, I can go another week"""
"My Grandpa said to me the other day, ""Your generation relies too much on technology"" I replied, "" no your generation relies too much on technology"" then I unplugged his life support. Stupid asshole"
"What can a mathematician and a pedophile agree upon? 11 is a prime number."
"Question for Waitresses who have served a Mohel... ...Did they leave a tip?"
"Dem puns... Why are there two hundred and thirty-nine beans in Irish Bean Soup? Because if there be one moar, it'd be too farty!"
"What do you get if you bake weed into apple pastry? A high turnover."
"What do you get when you cross a cat and an octopus? A strong reprimand from the ethics committee and immediate recission of all funding."
"Yo mama is so hairy that Bigfoot tried to take her picture!"