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Joke of the Day

"Question for Waitresses who have served a Mohel... ...Did they leave a tip?"

"How do you throw a space party? You planet!"

"Me: What's w/the ice pack? 12: I have a headache. Me: Do you think it's a good idea to play video games if you have a headache? 12: Yes."

"I'm running low on funny but I have plenty of sexy left."

"I can't believe after all this shit they're still together! Our ass-cheeks really deserve some respect."

"Why did the Tumblr killed the Reddit fan? Because Reddit SUCKS."

"The other day I stayed in a very swanky hotel ... ... I had to shave before they let me go in their barbershop."

"What car does Jesus drive? A Christler"

"SSBM players: what's it called when Fox McCloud and Falco Lombardi shoot up a school? Columshine"

"The best part about a vacation to England is that my wife won't need to adjust her driving."