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Joke of the Day

"How do you get a touchdown at Penn State? Introduce a boy with Down's Syndrom to Jerry Sandusky."

"What's the difference between a garbanzo and a chick pea? I've never had a garbanzo on my chest."

"Do you know why ants are so healthy? Because they have little antibodies..."

"Don't worry, officer, this isn't my blood. Really, stop searching me! I feel fine!"

"What do Spiderman and I have in common? We're both in love with Mary Jane"

"Why can't pirates play any card games? Because someone's always on the deck!"

"What's the difference between a joke and 2 dicks? You can take 2 dicks."

"I have determined that the origin of monkeys on earth must be Neptune... ...because it is the ape planet in our solar system!"

"Did you guys hear about the dyslexic man who went to the toga party? They wouldn't let him in because he showed up dressed as a goat."

"To all you hilarious guys telling Ronda Rousey jokes today: Seize your moment, gents! Talk about a woman *and* look like the winner by comparison!"