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Joke of the Day

"I'm more emotionally invested in this sandwich than I am in most humans."

"Why did the packaged green onion get into trouble? Because it was a wrapped scallion."

"A priest, a pedophile and a homosexual walk in to a bar... And that was just the first guy."

"Why do white girls only travel in odd numbers? Because they can't even!"

"I know a great knock knock joke But you have to start it."

"Why can't iron oxide get a date? Porque es FeO Little bilingual chemistry joke for you guys."

"What happened when the cow jumped over the barbed wire fence? Udder disaster."

"I'm not a doctor, but I play one on eHarmony."

"ME: Tell me your weaknesses. INTERVIEWER: um I'm interviewing you! M: *writes hostile'* I: What's that say? M: *writes overly suspicious'*"

"What do you call a chinese Jehovah's witness? Ding Dong"