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Joke of the Day

"My books fell on my head last night.... I only have my shelf to blame. :("

"How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb? Wanna ride bikes?"

"I finished a burrito 5 minutes ago and I wish there was more. I now understand every Taylor Swift song."

"I think I burn most my calories at the gym untangling headphones."

"What kind of soda do dogs drink? Barq's Root Beer."

"Why did the Polish man think his wife was plotting to murder him? He found a bottle of polish remover on her dresser"

"What's the first thing ghosts do when they get into a car?- They boo-kle their seatbelts"

"Know why the whole thing with hitler and the Jews happens Because he asked for a glass of juice but everyone thought he said gas the Jews."

"r/jokes this Aprils fools is god damn annoying at least give us a way to turn it off lol."

"Things Michael J. Fox would be good at Grating Parmesan cheese."