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Joke of the Day

"They were the type of children who would kill both parents and make you feel sorry for them because they were orphans."

"Why did the school boy need Viagra? He was having trouble getting up in the morning."

"Am I the only person who's glad the Olympics are finally over with?"

"What's six inches and not getting sucked today Whitney Houston's crackpipe"

"ATM A man asks a trainer in the gym: ""I want 2 impress that beautiful girl , which machine can I use?"" Trainer replies: ""Use the ATM"""

"You show me your boobs and I'll show you my tattoo... Tit for Tat"

"At this point most of the hugs I'm involved in are just my kids using me as a napkin."

"Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: Nacho cheese."

"I went to Penn State as a tight end. I left as a wide receiver."

"Two monkeys in a bath , the 1st monkey says ""oooooohh ooooohh aaahhhh aaahhhh "" and the second monkey says "" well put more cold in"" ."