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Joke of the Day

"They were the type of children who would kill both parents and make you feel sorry for them because they were orphans."

"A recent study shows most Americans like to have sex on days that begin with T Tuesday, Thursday, today and tomorrow"

"What's Anakin Skywalker's favorite beer? Yeungling. He can kill off a 12-pack by himself."

"I have a six figure salary.. $000,000 It's not much, but it's honest work"

"How i made my computer run faster... I painted it black."

"Where did Noah keep his bees? In the Ark Hives."

"Rabbits who hang out in indie pet stores are hopsters."

"What do women and tornadoes have in common? They scream when they come and take the house when they leave."

"What do anniversaries, toilets and the clitoris have in common? According to women, men usually miss all three."

"What do you get when you cross an elephant and a grape? Elephant grape sine theta"