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Joke of the Day
"I dated a mime that was a mistress Being tied up was a little complicated."
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"I wonder if serial killers watch Criminal Minds like chefs watch the Food Network: ""Oh, bad move, I'd have done it this way..."""
"Pulling pants up high to conceal a big belly is like a comb-over for the gut."
"What's the difference between snowman and snow woman? Snowballs."
"What do ducks do at Christmas time? They duckerate cookies."
"I wish it was my job to sit around laughing at statuses all day. Actually, he is unaware, but that's what my boss is paying me to do anyway."
"What do you call a midget psychic on the run from the law? A small medium at large"
"Racism is not a joke Lol, JKKK"
"How many feminists you need to change a lamp? ""That's not funny..."""
"""Wanna go camping?"" ""No thanks, I have a house."""