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Joke of the Day
"I dated a mime that was a mistress Being tied up was a little complicated."
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"How do you know a North Korean robbed your house? All your printer paper is gone and when you look at the printer history it's all Kim Jong-un."
"What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate Clauses."
"When God was handing out obstacles I thought he said popsicles and said I'll take one of each variety."
"I just invented a new word. Repost"
"What's the difference between Buddhism and porn? Buddha teaches not to fill a hole in yourself with material possesions."
"You better hope you marry rich."
"Why is diarrhea hereditary? Because it runs in your genes!"
"I think that Stephen Hawking is a con man.... My sister is in a wheelchair and she's as thick as shit!"
"The best cure for dry coughing. Take some laxative. You will not cough, trust me."