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Joke of the Day
"What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate Clauses."
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"What's the difference between a terrorist and a woman with PMS? You can negotiate with a terrorist."
"I got fired today ""what? why?"" no idea ""you have no idea?"" nope ""I'm confused when did this happen?"" between pre break break and break"
"Why did the blonde tip toe near the medicine cabinet? Because she didn't want to wake the sleeping pills!"
"What do you call 4 lepers in a jacuzzi? Stew"
"Mommy, what are these? ""Put them back they are sleeping pills!"" Oh, then you shouldn't yell ""Why?"" [whispering] YOU'LL WAKE THEM UP"
"[Bruce Wayne enters Gotham Orphanage] I'll take your finest orphan. ""Sir, we can't just give-"" Here's $50mil. ""Do you like boy acrobats?"""
"DC & Marvel (GOTG) Dc: I have a plan Marvel: You got a plan Dc: I have parts of a plan Marvel: hahahahahahahah"
"A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He slides up to the bar and announces: ''I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.''"
"Do you even know what patronizing means?"