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Joke of the Day
"Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, he waits."
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"What do you call a nut? What do you call nuts on the wall? Walnuts What do you call nuts on your chest? Chestnuts What do you call nuts on your chin? My dick in your mouth"
"Which country has the most number of bacteria, viruses, fungus and other micro-organisms? GerMany"
"Who is the funniest American politician? Hillarious Clinton"
"What is a black belt's favorite beverage? Kara-tea."
"What do you call a fish with no eye's? a fsh"
"I'll bet the first ever drive thru window resulted in an incredible amount of broken glass."
"[dentist chair] how's school? *I start talking, dentist notices his hand isn't in my mouth* oh sorry *puts hand in my mouth* how's school?"
"American insults must be awkward in french The word douche in douchebag translates to shower"
"Every time I see a person handing out flyers it blows my mind that some people actually get paid to distribute garbage to strangers."