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Joke of the Day
"American insults must be awkward in french The word douche in douchebag translates to shower"
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"What do you call a helpful potato? A Facilitater"
"Why shouldn't you lend a anthropologist money? They consider a million years ago to be Recent."
"English teacher asks me, ""What's an example of pleonasm? ""Troublesome Woman"""
"How long have I been working for this company? Ever since they threatened to fire me."
"Unless you're going to tell me there's a sniper target on me, I can wait for you to finish chewing to hear what you have to say. Thanks."
"The only way Congress will ever pass common sense gun control is if they're threatened at gunpoint"
"I went to a job interview at EA The interviewer, after reading my CV, said: ""I see that this CV was clearly printed on two pages, but I only have one. Where's the other one?"" ""Page two is 19.99$"""
"What did the x-axis say to the y-axis? This is my domain"
"""Rain, rain, go away, come to a poor African nation watered only by tears."" Bono's nursery rhymes are the worst."