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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between Santa Claus and the Jews? Santa goes *down* the chimney."
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"Religion is like Gym Classes Some people whine excessively about it, most don't really care and those who take it too seriously usually don't go too far in life."
"What's it called when you backtalk someone so hard they die? A sassination."
"I have sexdaily I mean dyslexia fcuk"
"Just reminding everyone on the sub, 9/11 jokes aren't funny. They're plane wrong."
"He goes out for a run, and doesn't even stop to sniff any crotches. Humans are weird. ~Dogs."
"""I'll never forget you Jack"" ""Can I float on that wood too, Rose?"" ""I'll always remember you"" ""Seems like there's room for--"" ""Goodbye Jack"""
"They say make up sex is the best... Good thing, because all the sex I have is made up."
"Do you know why I hate drinking with blind people? They can't handle their liquor--They always black out"
"My mom: Asians are some of the safest people in the world... Me: There are asian gangs too My mom: And they're called study groups!"