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Joke of the Day
"What do you throw a drowning Mexican? His wife and kids."
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"Your smile must be a black hole, nothing can escape its pull."
"How does a coffee pot feel when it is hot? Perky."
"What do you call Bruno Mars? Michael Jackson the third."
"All the workers at the nuclear reactor plant left work. They left a sign at the door. What did it say? Sorry! Gone fission."
"[writing my first autopsy report] There was a slight mix-up initially but it turns out the guy died from an accidental autopsy"
"I saw a poster today, somebody was asking ""Have you seen my cat?"" So I called the number and said that I didn't. I like to help where I can."
"What's the difference between Bird flu and swine flu? For one you get tweetment and the other you get oinkment..."
"When are you allowed to play with scissors? Never, under no circumcises!"