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Joke of the Day
"What do you throw a drowning Mexican? His wife and kids."
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"Is athlete's foot [gulp] fatal, doc? ""Not with the proper treatment."" *gives foot $56M 7-year contract*"
"Imagine a bunch of Italian mobsters tiptoeing and trying not to giggle as they gingerly place a horse head in bed with a sleeping guy."
"Feminist are boycotting James Coney Island.. They claim it's all about the wieners"
"PESSIMIST: Dark tunnel. OPTIMIST: Light at the end of the tunnel. REALIST: A train. TRAIN OPERATOR: 3 idiots standing on the tracks."
"Volkswagen emissions test. You know guys, this whole deal with the Volkswagen emissions test just goes to show that the Germans will do anything to gas you. I will enjoy my trip to hell."
"What are 8 Nougat-Bits? One Nougat-Byte"
"What is the only word in an English dictionary spelled incorrectly? Incorrectly is the only word spelled I n c o r r e c t l y"
"Crimea River What did say to bama."
"It was so cold UN weapons inspectors suddenly decided that chemical weapons might be hidden in Hawaii"