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Joke of the Day

"I could host an elegant dinner party, but I don't know enough people with simmering tension over long-held secrets to make it worthwhile."

"Which England player keeps up the fuel supply? Paul gas coin!"

"What do women and rocks have in common? You can skip the flat ones."

"I hate Mexican jokes... They always cross the line."

"Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers are not sentient, and thus are incapable of feeling fear."

"My mother told me ""When god closes a door, he opens a window."" I told her, he better shut that damn window too. It's 96 Degrees outside and he's letting my cold air out."

"did you hear about the circus fire? it was intense"

"What is a joke that works on many levels? HR Department."

"Who me? Ohhh, I'm just driving around town, painting ""free candy"" on the side of creepy looking vans."

"Why do they call camels the ships of the desert? they are filled with Arab semen."