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Joke of the Day
"What do you call two crows sitting in a tree? Attempted murder"
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"I didn't sign up for the 401k at work, because there's no way I can run that far."
"Define ""Countryside"". The murder of Piers Morgan (Credit to the always amazing Stephen Fry.)"
"I thought I would tell you an anal sex joke Butt fuck it."
"What do you call a Mexican woman with a large labia minora? Cunstwaylow"