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Joke of the Day
"Why was the dog shaking? He had Barkinson's"
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"This guy clicking his pen in Starbucks just got stabbed when I stabbed him."
"What do you call a masturbating cow? Beef Jerkey"
"Nutella: A reason to buy bread."
"Why are books about the social contract and demand-side economics so hard to find? Because they're kept firmly under Locke and Keynes."
"A good will gesture . . . A friendly chap from a local charity asked for a donation towards restoring the community swimming pool today. . . I gave him a bottle of water."
"I wonder if I could fit my entire body inside a woman's. Through her mouth. Penis-first."
"My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard & they're like ""How did your milkshake develop a gravitational pull that was gender specific?"""
"I took two years of anger management courses Now I'm the manager of four brand new anger stores"
"What is blue and smells like red paint? blue paint"